So maybe I just showed myself to be a complete idiot and the worst mother ever! Ha!
I was bringing Bob the pitcher of cold water from the fridge to refill his glass. Nila was standing at the baby gate to the kitchen, and I put the pitcher over her head so she would look at it and joked, “Nila! Mommy is going to pour water on your head!!”
Then I did.
Right in her eye. It was obviously an accident – I didn’t realize the water was so close to the edge of the spout. She looked at me like, “I don’t know whether to cry or punch you. You can’t really be that stupid!”