08.07 | What if…

It’s 2AM, awake, should be asleep…and I saw this list of questions (ESL Conversation Questions)..This one in particular, “What if your cell phone fell in the toilet, what would you do?” and was reminded of why I don’t talk on my cell phone while using the toilet. Gross.

Who wants to have to teach that to a person who speaks another language? Or, even worse – work through their answer?


8 thoughts on “08.07 | What if…

  1. Hey, fyi, dropping your cell phone down the toilet is not as uncommon as you might think. Many parts of the world use a hole in the ground. This hole does not have a lid and things tend to fall down the hole. Easily.

    So far, my phone has been safe, but I’ve lost soap and heard stories about other terrible losses.

    Toilet lids are the greatest invention ever.

    And, Devan. If it’s ESL, you don’t have to translate it at all!

  2. Bob! If you didn’t talk on the phone while dropping kids off at the POOL, you wouldn’t have to worry about losing your phone in the POOL, no matter WHAT kind of toilet you used!!


    (noone wants to hear your grunts and groans and pee splash)

    (Where is Vanessa to insert one of her disgusting Work-Stall-Bathroom-Stories here when you need it)?

  3. LOL!!!!

    Droppoing kids off at the pool!! thats the kewlest euphamism that I have ever heard!!


    Totally gonna use that one!

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